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Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

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I found it disappointing that blokes who are of the same age as I am cannot keep their Johnson's stiff for long. Now I am looking for other partners, younger gents to be specific. I want to feel the excitement I felt during my years in uni, vivacious...

Almost all of my closest friends are either engaged or married already. And then there's me who is still afraid of falling in love and being committed to one lad. With that, I don't plan on falling in love soon. Instead, I plan on finding someone who...

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