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The world is full of things that we can't explain, so there's no point in talking about the stuff that we don't have control over. Instead of wasting our time talking about boring shit, how about we share some of our interesting stories. It can be ab...

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...

When I was younger, a lot of blokes tried different things just to get my attention. However, now that I am old, only a few turn their heads my way. I know that I can't do anything about growing old, but I miss all the glamour and attention I had whe...

A good smut is always the best way to get my knickers wet. Thinking about what if what I'm reading would happen to me. What if a fit lad walks into my bedroom door and asks me if he can have his way with me, to become the mistress he wants to please ...

I like how some pasta can be curly while others are straight. It's like sex. You either go in circles or go straight to your destination. If you ask me, I'd say I like both. Same shapes and pounding can be boring.

There really are different ways of pleasing blokes, I learned that with the years of sleeping around. Some like sloppy jobbies, while there are those who love to take control of their lady's pleasure. Some would prefer long foreplays in contrast to t...

I may have a small sexy figure, but it doesn't mean that I can't send you to a euphoric state by giving you a head. My small mouth is as naughty as your huge penis. Once I have a taste of your nipples and your penis, you surely wouldn't want to let g...