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Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

Most people who know me would say I'm caring and passionate. The last word only happens in bed. I'm a passionate kisser, and my kisses make something erect topped with oozing hot cream, and the best thing about it? It's scrummy, and it's free. Someti...

A good smut is always the best way to get my knickers wet. Thinking about what if what I'm reading would happen to me. What if a fit lad walks into my bedroom door and asks me if he can have his way with me, to become the mistress he wants to please ...

My previous relationship was cut short because I caught my man making out with not only one girl, but twins! I can't believe my eyes when I saw him having fun with them. I want to show him that I am also a naughty girl who can fool around. I am sick ...

Getting the chance to get fucked on top of a grand piano is one of the most memorable experience I've had in my life so far. It was black in colour too, so when we finished our cum was visible on the lid. Now after years, I'm still waiting for a sex ...

If you're planning on messaging me for I look like a hot sugar mommy, think twice. Yes, I'm hot! Thank you. I won't deny that of course. Let me be perfectly clear though that I'm not going to give you expensive presents even if you satisfy me. I may ...

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?