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Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...

If you want to be happy and delighted, you should choose a lass who can understand you and give you what you deserve. She should be happy for having a proper lad such as yourself. You don't need to search far and wide for that kind of girl. You are a...

I have a pair of "fuck me" heels and they work like a charm even after all these years. When I have them on, I know I'm gonna get thoroughly fucked that night-- and I do! I always feel confident and desirable as soon as I slip them on.

At the age I'm in, I want to find a partner to spend my lonely nights with. Something serious or not, it's fine, I just want someone to keep me warm at night. To make me feel desirable again, rekindle the fire that I might long thought died.

It's been a while since a bee visited my flower. It's getting kind of dry now that it hasn't experienced a bit of shower for quite some time now. I am looking for someone who can revitalize my dying flower. Make it wet and glossy again with your tong...

My husband passed away some time ago, now I'm just looking for company. I know that most gents would prefer a woman their age, but I have to remind you that wine tastes better as it ages. Why not I provide a free taste?

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.