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Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I can't settle with one kind of sex every time a man fucks me. I don't think it's worthwhile being dribbled when it's the same kind of technique. A variety is necessary to keep the flame burning for years to come.

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

I won't tell you much about me here. I'm a private person, and I hope you understand that. Besides, the space is not enough for me to tell you everything about me. I have a question though. We can start with that. If I could only wear three items of ...

I have a bit of a chubby figure you can use as your punching bag. I'm a fully submissive woman who feels happy when punished. I truly believe I was born to serve a king who has a barbaric personality.

If your penis is soft, let's make it hard. I'm a mesmerizing lady who's skilled in bed. I doubt if you'll not go blank with my great sex skills. We should share fiery passion and please allow me to make you randy with my looks.